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Memorable quotes from the episode.

• LOGAN: Frankly, Veronica, so what?! You're not invincible, and you're not always right!
  
• KEITH: You might want to stop yelling at my daughter.
  LOGAN: Yeah? You might want to start.
  
• VERONICA: Mind if I take a quick shot for the Hearst Free Press?
  DEAN O'DELL: Which one of my good sides do you want?
  SELMA: I'm guessing the one without the trail of Thousand Island.
  
• KEITH: You talked to her husband?
  DEAN O'DELL: He's terrified. I'm telling you, anyone who knows Selma knows something is seriously wrong. Look, the Sheriff is an idiot. I've met smarter sandwiches.
  
• VERONICA: Hey, Fern. What up, girl?
  FERN: What do you want, Buffy...Tiffany...whatever your name is?
  
• VERONICA: Ever stop to think that the Pi Sig's SexQuest might be connected to your Pi Sig president getting his head shaved, like it's a warning? Or retribution or something?
  DICK: Actually...that kind of makes sense. Okay, I'm so not supposed to be telling you this, but it's...way too good. So, not only did Chip get Kojaked, someone put a Roman numeral in one of those little plastic Easter eggs and stuck it in his where-the-sun-don't-shine place. And you know where that is.
  VERONICA: Worst Easter egg hunt ever.
  DICK: Not a banner day for Chip Diller. He had to get one of the brothers to help unpack his suitcase.
  
• DICK: What the hell, Bonnie?!
  BONNIE: That's exactly what I was thinking. Another cute frat boy. What the hell?
  DICK: [crossly] You realize you're worth, like, half the points now. You went from top shelf to bargain basement in, like, three seconds!
  BONNIE: It was more like the third-floor bathroom to the pinball machine in, like, forty-seven minutes.
  
• HALLIE: God! What's with all the questions? What's next? Do you want to know where I buried Jimmy Hoffman?
  VERONICA: Dustin's brother?
  
• VERONICA: Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na! [...]The park is closed. The walrus out front should have told you
  KEITH: Honey, stealthy, remember?
  VERONICA: Right!
  
• KEITH: Are you all right?
  SELMA: I'd be better if you'd close the door and didn't try to rescue me.
  
• SELMA: She's right. Our marriage was great until after his accident. Suddenly, he had something to prove, and having sex with as many women as possible was, apparently, the way to do it.
  KEITH: You know, I'm sorry if this is out of line, but plenty of couples have split over infidelity. I'm sure you can find a lawyer who could get you out of this less expensively.
  SELMA: Have you ever been a walking punch line, Mr. Mars? I mean, on a national scale?
  KEITH: Actually...
  
• VERONICA: [angry] I have spent the last few days being terrified that I had some whacked-out rapist following me!
  LOGAN: [softly] Look, I had the same fear.
  VERONICA: So you pay someone to tail me?
  LOGAN: No, so I asked you to stop putting yourself in danger, and you told me to piss off. Then I hired someone to protect you.
  VERONICA: You had no right to do that.
  LOGAN: Look, that's probably true...okay? It's just I don't care.
  VERONICA: [disbelieving] You don't care?
  LOGAN: Look, I don't give a rat's ass if it's right or fair. I don't care if you're angry. I care that you're safe.
  VERONICA: That's all sweet and great, but it doesn't really work that way. It's not like this is all some new facet of my personality. You know who I am! You know what I do.
  LOGAN: And?
  VERONICA: And...it isn't gonna change. And if you can't accept that, this isn't gonna work.
  LOGAN: You know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. And even right now, as you're thinking, "crap, he's got a point," you still think you're ultimately right. I love you, Veronica. I love you. But, do you love me?
  VERONICA: Yeah.
  LOGAN: Well then, can we try to go a little easier on each other?
  VERONICA: Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
  LOGAN: So, are we okay?
  VERONICA: Yeah...we're okay.
  
• SELMA: I'm on my way to vote. Fate of the Greeks in my hands, and all.
  DEAN O'DELL: How are they faring? I know it's a difficult decision.
  SELMA: My official vote is "screw 'em." They're out of here.
  
• NISH: The Greeks would be gone if you hadn't gotten them off. Are you proud of that fact?
  VERONICA: The moral superiority would fit better if there wasn't already one fake rape on your résumé.

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Quotes credit goes to: Veronica Mars - The transcripts